008; 14 September 2022

[smithami]

For once I am glad I wasn't involved in anything involving skinny dipping. On top of the loads of Divination work I have to do before tomorrow afternoon, a detention wouldn't have been helpful at all. Also, it's a little cold out and bodies do funny things when they get cold. Funny and unattractive things. Which just makes it worse when you are in

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[matthimatical]

Oh, do me! Perhaps you'll be able to tell me where I left my Remembrall.

[smithami]

Do you? I thought you'd never ask, Mattie.

[matthimatical]

I wasn't aware that I asked anything? I just said you could do me.

[smithami]

Exactly. Don't worry. I'll give you the special treatment.

[verydemanding]

You shouldn't say such rude things about Karin Thomas. She's in your house! Show some unity! She can't help looking the way she does, that's for certain.

[smithami]

I wasn't talking about Karin. Everyone knows she's gorgeous.

[mosthandsome]

You can do me.

[smithami]

I can do you too? Brilliant.