i've decided i need to purchase some sort of rare exotic animal- like a raccoon...wait, not exotic enough. a giraffe!...too exotic. an alpaca- perfect. "Why?" some of you may be asking...i'll tell you. because, if i were to go to a...swanky dinner party lets say, and im engaging in small talk amongst snobs alike, and he/she inquired "What exactly ( Read more... )

im only fucking 17 1/2. im practically the youngest kid in the grade...excluding lauren dietrich and amanda conway...bygones. so amanda made me this mix cd and its just about the best thing i've ever heard. now- granted, i did give her a list of songs to download (lol) but it is still kickass. lol griffin's a cock block. haha that was random. im ( Read more... )

alright, so i saw "supersize me" the other day, and let me tell you- i never was a big fan of mickey d's, but now i could just ralph at the thought of a golden arch. so i was like, alright im not goign to eat meat anymore...excluding seafood of course. it lasted 2 days. i caved...i just love the taste of flesh, what can i say? i wish i could crypt ( Read more... )

salutaion my friends, salutation. lauren came home and i missed her. that sucks- big black donkey dick...or any color for that matter. im eating oreo's and i didnt realize they are the ones from mexico and i saw "galletas sandwich de choolate con relleno cremoso" and thought i was just geeking out..but its spanish..silly me. so i skipped today, ( Read more... )

she's perfect, do you realize that? have you seen the pretty khaki commercial? dont get me started, dont even get me started. today was a pretty good day, didnt get much accomplished though, not that i usually do, but i was hoping i might do a few things. oh well. i still need to study for accounting. i have a 100% in business software. thats just ( Read more... )

1. staring too long at a monitor until my eyes dry out ( Read more... )

What`s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
"Da Nine"
That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch ass

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if you could have only been a fly ont he wall in my car tongiht i dont know what you people would think of me..seriously. alright im not exactly in the writting mood so im out, bee-AH-ch. out like a cow in a tornado.. dont ask, later kids.

(x) snuck out of the house ( Read more... )

i had to choose between a banana and an apple sitting on the counter- quite the conundrum. long story short i just bit into a rotten apple- now known to me as the worst feeling in the world. alright so the trip to mexico, all and all, a good trip-other than the 15 hour traveling time, both ways, and of course the tremendous heat..wait scratch that ( Read more... )