God Says To Athiests, "Suck my banana, bitches!"

Apr 05, 2007 09:13



I don't really know what to say to this. God's existence, proven by bananas.

It just hurts my head.

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tamers_sedai April 5 2007, 17:46:15 UTC
I looooove this video!! My friend showed this to me it amused me. There's a reply to the video on one of the postings about how by domestication, the banana has evolved to what it is today, its not "Divine Providence" or God doing...whatever it is he does. I loved the title..."The Athiest's Nightmare".

OHMYGOD, a BANANA!!!!!!!!!!

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the_shoveler April 5 2007, 21:07:32 UTC
Must. kick. douchebag. in. crotch. by. God's. will.

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northlight72 April 6 2007, 00:44:53 UTC
Takes one to know one. Na na na na na na. Banana na na.

Now, I believe, ofcourse, in God. However, I do no know that a banana is "the atheist's nightmare". After all, it is also shaped like a penis. Which shares many other structural features, including general size, shape, curvature, and the fact that it fits well in the human hand - and mouth. And, it requires no easy-to-open pull tab - it's ready as is. Somehow I don't think one could draw the analogy that a penis is therefore an atheist's nightmare, either.

What this actually proves is not so much the existence of God, but the fact that one can take almost any object or subject and manipulate it's basic facts into proof of almost any point one would like to make.

Personally, if I were to go on tv to offer proof of the existence of God, I would have to bring up the fact that someone's actually going to commit her life to having patience with Chris.

Who loves you, Baby? I do.

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the_shoveler April 6 2007, 01:04:40 UTC
Ya got a damn funny way of showing it. The middle part of your post-way cool. Beginning and end SUCKED ROCKS. Dirty ones. With moss on them.

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