1st Pickup~

[smittenpervert]

Well, after lazing about and trying to avoid showing up here, I finally came.  The thought of all the ladies here without me to keep them warm, well...it just saddened my heart.  So I decided to brave this school for all of you lovely ladies.  Adel, I've missed you while we've been apart.  I hope that you've missed me~

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[glaciercleavage]

Go away.

[smittenpervert]

Why would I do that? I just got here~

[glaciercleavage]

Because nobody wants you here, obviously.

[smittenpervert]

That's not true, Adel baby~ I'm sure that you missed me~

He's actually really happy rn

[tsuntsunma]

Julie...

Awwwwww...He's so cute~

[smittenpervert]

Heya, Enma~ So, I hear you've been a real lady killer in my absence. Did you miss me that much~

Should I have gone with moemoenma instead?

[tsuntsunma]

T-That's a misunderstanding! Adel has it wrong!

...That name would have been /perfect/

[smittenpervert]

Does she now? So I can have a crack at your non-girlfriend~?

[mukurou69]

I should warn you there are some little girls who are off limits.

[smittenpervert]

Really now? And which girls are those?

[mukurou69]

A little girl called Chrome Dokuro, for one.

[smittenpervert]

Oh, Chrome? But she seems like such a sweet thing. Why would I stay away from her?

[spade_eye]

Hello, useless trash. I did not expect you to have the courage to come here knowing my presence. Pity I have no use of you right now. I'll let you know when I do. Nufufu.

By the way, those little girls are mine.

[Private to Spade]

[smittenpervert]

...I didn't think you were here. Stay out of my mind, Spade. You're not going to use me again.

...Did I say anything about little girls? And why do you get dibs? They'd have a much better time with me~, creepy old man.

[Private to Julie]

[spade_eye]

There are bigger preys here. More useful vessels. Now just stay out of my way and I'll spare your worthless life for now. Nufufu.

I dare say little girls here have better taste than to hang around you, goatie man.... Who are you calling old!?

[Private to Spade]

[smittenpervert]

Hey, you won't see me arguing. You leave me alone, I leave you alone and we'll get along just fine.

Hey, the ladies know just who will make them feel good~ Well, I don't see anyone else here, so I must be talking about you.

More Shimon = Happy Vongola Primo.

[zeropointprimo]

Welcome, Katou Julie.

Do note that you are off-limits to accessing a number of "little girls".

Awwww...one day they'll like him;____;

[smittenpervert]

...Primo Vongola.

Why does everyone keep saying little girls? When I said ladies, I meant ladies. Unless there are none here of course~

He and their Bossu's ancestor are BFFLs ;A;

[zeropointprimo]

Yes, that is me.

Most of the "ladies" are considered "little girls", mainly physically.

But they don't know that yeeeet

[smittenpervert]

...I'm a little surprised to see you here.

But not all of them, right?