soo...umm..

[smittenwithhope]

sorry LJ friends, apparently i don't exsist

Comments

[risingconcern]

Hey, at least your memoirs will be sweet. Why be an alien? Try a mermaid from Atlantis, or a fallen angel, or something more badass.

[smittenwithhope]

well, i didnt choose to be an alien. and aliens are pretty badass dude, don't you watch x-files?

[risingconcern]

What? All those were all overgrown ETs who needed Prozac.

[smittenwithhope]

if by ET you mean extra terrestrials, and not the speilberg character, than in a way yes. but there were tons on different aliens on x files, from little green men, to insects, to bacteria!

[smittenwithhope]

we should plan a jewel heist or something.
your identity was stolen, you can blame it on HER.

It's a funny name...

[imperialshotgun]

You should have told Maryland your name was Turd Ferguson.

[via_felo_de_se]

maybe you are adopted?

[smittenwithhope]

thats really the only explanation, isnt it? CREEPY

[letsplaygod]

maybe you werent born in a hospital. You could have been born in a taxi,or an elevator,and your parents could have been like,fuck the hospital,they'll charge us a grand just to make her relevant. Its possible you were also a failed abortion attempt in a back ally. I don't say this to upset you,but to inspire you to walk around saying "I was aborted"

[t00ls0b3r]

When I lost my original birth certificate I called Ohio to get a new one and a similar thing happened to me, but they told me that either the records got lost when they switched to computers or they may have been lost in a fire or some thing. but yeah you are a alien