Title: No Assistance Required
Theme: Bubble baths
Pairing: Kyuhyun x Zhou Mi
Zhou Mi loved everything about bubble baths; the feel of the suds tickling his toes and enveloping his body in a cloud of fuzziness he’s never experienced before. Every day, it’s the same routine: he fills the tub with just the right temperature of water before dumping practically half the contents of the bottle of strawberry-scented bubble bath in, watching the water swirl in irregular patterns of bubbles. He giggles to himself in anticipation as he strips himself of his worries and lowers himself into the pool of water.
Then, he reaches over and switches on his CD player. He’s usually greeted by Kyuhyun’s voice, to which he hums softly to. It’s a moment of bliss.
Then he realizes the song has a strange quality to it, one that makes it seem real, as if Kyuhyun’s singing along. “Hey, Zhou Mi,” a very REAL voice brings him out of his fugue.
“What? Kui Xian! I’m trying to take a bath here. How did you get in here in the first place?”
“You didn’t lock the door.”
“Oh.”
Zhou Mi turns a shade of red as he realizes he’s nude in front of Kyuhyun, even though his lower half was concealed with a bubble-censor. “Get out! I’m trying to bathe!” he repeats.
Kyuhyun grins cheekily. “Want me to help you?”
“Kui Xian!”
“I’ll take that as a ‘Heck yes, but being the Zhou Mi I am, I’m just too shy to say yes’?”
Zhou Mi opens his mouth, but before he can react, Kyuhyun’s unbuttoning his shirt; he covers his eyes with his hands, letting out a yelp of shock. “Ew! Kui Xian! My virgin eyes!”