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smjor

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Feb 07, 2008 17:29

I had a test in my algebra class today. There were two girls who chatted loudly throughout the entire test. Like, from start to finish. I could hear every word of their conversation clearly, even though they were sitting on the opposite side of a very large room. Totally awesome. But the best part was this comment from one of the girls ( Read more... )

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diapholom February 8 2008, 01:37:27 UTC

in my opinion, a politician who raises a large family & gets caught in a public bathroom privately holding hands with a policeman would still qualify as a homosexual (closet or otherwise)

also, all pedophiles are homosexuals whether they prefer boys or girls =)

tom cruise

smjor February 8 2008, 05:53:55 UTC

If a guy raises a family but secretly longs to hold hands with a policeman, that would fall under being attracted to the same sex, which would fall under answer A, or possibly C. So the test is still valid.

diapholom February 8 2008, 06:51:14 UTC

it's harder to take your brand of testing if they're confused & blushing virgin homosexuals (no gerbil or condom or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ST8:USA300 questions !!)

the original test is politically-correct
and more sensitive to the sensibilities of The Age™

marezcharz February 8 2008, 01:40:30 UTC

I'm in the mood to deepen the gene pool. Invite me to your class sometime and I'll really disrupt the class... chainsaws are effing loud!

I had two chicks like that in my survey of poetry class (way back when) and if I'd have been me today, I would have asked them to take their inane, disruptive, yet entertaining, dialog outside. I probably would have gotten a standing ovation. heh

smjor February 8 2008, 05:56:08 UTC

OMG, I totally told them to shut it last week and I got bitched out by them, as well as some guys who hang all over them and are trying to get in their pants. I swear to god, I feel like I'm in high school all over again, and the "cool" kids are making me miserable with their idiotic tyranny.

marezcharz February 9 2008, 01:48:42 UTC

Mon dieu! that so sux, for realz, yo.

You could take'em... all of them. Heh!

odditory February 8 2008, 04:58:35 UTC

Two chicks what?

smjor February 8 2008, 05:57:26 UTC

Two chicks TALKED THROUGHOUT AN ENTIRE EXAM. They were even comparing answers at one point and helping each other come up with (completely incorrect) solutions. It was completely insane.

marezcharz February 9 2008, 01:51:11 UTC

seriously, kill them. I could use a couple human skeletons that age where I can study the epiphyses fusion and try to guess their age from it.