Truth in Advertising

[smjor]

I am so sick of people saying one thing in their personal ad, but actually meaning something else altogether. It's a waste of my time, and it pisses me off. If you are a heavy drinker, that's fine, that's your choice and you are welcome to it. However, I will be mightily pissed off if you hide behind the label of "social drinker" but then reveal

Comments

[campana]

you could win any slam with this post. you could even beat that kloot guy.

[smjor]

Thank you.

I've heard about this "Klute" character. I'm led to believe that he is a communist and hates America. I can tell you one thing, he certainly won't be getting a piece of anniversary cake.

[amaaanda]

You should post this on craigslist. I'd nominate it for best of, for sure.

[smjor]

Really? Maybe I will then, maybe I will.

[marezcharz]

you simply slay me, dear!

I second campana - slam this!

[smjor]

Thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Too bad I don't slam anything besides haiku or I might take your advice.

P.S. Love your icon.

[marezcharz]

wish I could claim to be the creative genius behind it, but alas, I cannot

[pattersonphoto]

For the record I like your curves.