Title: Liar
Fandom: Navy CIS
Characters: Tim McGee / Anthony DiNozzo
Word Count: 251
Rating: PG
Genre: Shameless fluff.
"I never ever kissed a man but that one time.“ Tony exclaimed from his table, frowning at Kate, but she just chuckled. “Sure. That transvestite got a good taste of you, didn’t he?” She teased, chewing on her pen.
Gibbs wasn’t around and the team had nothing to do but look through old cases and wait for something to happen, therefore Tony and Kate resorted to what they were best at - mocking each other. All in all, a quite regular afternoon.
McGee rolled his eyes and returned to face his monitor. This was going to be a long day.
Still, even though it seemed like eternity, that day didn't last forever, and their shift ended just the way it had started: thoroughly unspectacular. Nothing to do but paperwork, this was most likely the closest their job ever got to a regular nine to five. Still, such days were incredibly dull and boring, and McGee was more than glad when work was finally over.
Tired, he stepped into the elevator, and just before the doors closed Tony jumped in. For a moment, they just stood next to each other in silence, before Tim spoke, raising an eyebrow.
“So you never kissed a guy?” He eyed Tony suspiciously.
Tony didn’t even bother to look at him. “Yeah.”
“But that once.”
“Yeah.”
“Liar.” McGee smirked knowingly.
Tony grinned in response. “Yeah.”
With that, he leaned forward and pecked McGee on the lips, just before the elevator doors opened again, and both stepped out, still grinning.