i got fucking fired too! its only fucking monday!

i'm in that other paper!

the article directly beneath mine on the homepage is by this snobby broad i dated for like a week. she was such a snob. i was all excited that i was in the paper and then i realized this paper also publishes angsty college girls blogs. so its kind of bittersweet. but anyway check it out.

doug mellard is pretty fuckin funny. he won the funniest person in austin contest last year. one time when i was walking around campus there was this evangalist yelling into a megaphone that "all faggots are going to hell" and doug showed up in cutoff jeans and a muscle shirt just yelling at the guy "baby come home! you've put on this charade for ( Read more... )

check it out

I'll be in the funniest person in austin contest monday april 16th at 8 pm at cap city

I'll be doing a guest spot at a show at the velveeta room on june 1st. 1st show at 9:30, second at 11:30

I'll be doing another guest spot, same times same place for mistah lucas molandes july 7th.

I'm getting a lot better. trust me.

July 6th and 7th I will be opening for Lucas Molandes at the velveeta room. show starts at 9:30 pm. wooot

lots of stuffs gone down and i haven't really logged any of it. heres a quick summary ( Read more... )

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i was reeeal hungover and tired so the delivery is full of "and stuff" and "fuckinnn"....

i'm working on it.

it's harder than you'd think.

fun though.

also, vid got cut off before a joke that killed.

i'll post it later.

comedy is starting to seem like this bizarre social group where we all speak one at a time.

fun though.

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