i don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife and kids mercilessly.

[smokejunction]

I don't smoke a ton these days, but when I do I like to go up into the attic in my apartment. I live in an obnoxiously white-middle-class-family-oriented neighborhood, so I try to be as discrete as possible when I'm getting high. Although these days, what's a $100 fine, amirite? mass ain't all bad

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[anonymous]

i watched star trek III, the search for spock on friday night. spoiler alert: they found him.

[theonlyjohnson]

Thanks for ruining that for everyone. Dick.