sunrise, wrong side of another day,
sky high and six thousand miles away

Patrick Warburton is good for $5 anyday.

The Smoke Junction continues to exist. We have risen from the ashes once again to blaze forth a beacon of smoke for all eternity.

One of our friends has left this world.
Let us always remember our Friend,
Hans E. Wiken,
a smokers smoker, and a friends friend.

so apparently, europe only recently started getting spam
european spam
you should go see a doctor.

rules:
same as stratego except
- when you lose a fight, you drink the difference
- your spy dies, you drink the number that killed it
- your spy kills one of bob's pieces, bob drinks the number of that piece
- you hit a bomb, both sides take bong rips
- you diffuse bob's bomb, bob drinks 3

driving wasted is fun; why would god do that???

we put the F U in fun

Isolate a baby in a helmet and only feed it cat food. Apparently this is to create a freak for the freak show. Brought to you be ganja.

Let's see if this shit works.

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