I think I am going to be sick.

Shit.

Things were just too good to be true...

SPIKEY! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE! NOW!

First it's getting turned into a girl and now this? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE ANYWAYS?

Not that I am ungrateful at being alive and all but still...

Damn it! This is so irritating! All I had was a piece of fruit! Now I feel like hitting anyone that stares and cry at the same time!

...THE HELL?!?!

Shit.

What the..? Where the hell am I and who decorated this place? Damn it, I'd thought hell would have a better interior decorator! Either that, or Elendira ended up here as well and I have to suffer through her/his jokes.

...what the fuck is that? Water? From the sky?

God, I need a drink.