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indeed!
the Wit
(73% dark, 21% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, ' ( Read more... ) -
It's official...
I'm nocturnal. Which is cool...y'know...until everyone around you goes to sleep, even the 'night people'. Its very lonely at 6:30am. The only people awake at this time are joggers and big business people and office workers. No one exciting ( Read more... ) -
Did you know....
Axe's body spray scent "Willing" kills ants approximately 5x faster than Axe's body spray scent "Essence"?
I found this out when I decided I wasnt going to take anymore ants falling onto my head while I sleep from the windowsill above the head of my bed.
As said by Chris..."It's like wearing RAID to go hang out with women!" -
2nd TALE OF DECEIT AND WOE!!
I just realized that what I wrote in the last entry wasnt going anywhere towards my point. My point is that I will be sleeping on parkbenches and that excites me for some reason. I had to get out tonight and boy was it helpful to my psyche. I could think so damn clearly, and the walk back home was lovely. The air smelled like early morning...an ( Read more... ) -
A TALE OF DECIET AND WOE, MY CHILDREN!!!
Pardon if this entry roams a bit...i am under the influence of a DEFECTIVE damned sleeping pill ( Read more... ) -
Good News
'Corpse Bride' is coming out this september. Not 2006. My bad. -
Ahhhh
So I saw Inside the Actors Studio and they had Johnny Depp and he is unnaturally hot. He looked like he was in his twenties. I suggest someone goes online and looks at a pic of him from that show. Hes unbelievably quiet and shy and wonderfully refreshing in terms of intelligence and philosophies and uniqueness. Did you know that before he did ( Read more... )
