[Phone]

[smoking_gunner]

Uh, if this works how it's supposed to, then I guess everyone can hear right? Name's Jean Havoc, and I guess I'm new around here. Wherever here is. Someone want to explain a couple of things to me? One is where some cigarettes can be found, and the other is why we're here.

Comments

[canhasfuhrer]

[It's difficult to contain both his happiness at having another ally and simultaneous sadness at someone else he cares about being stuck here. So he settles for smart-assery]

Have you tried the general store? I know a good one back home - you can get just about anything there.

[smoking_gunner]

I don't have any cash--

Roy?

[canhasfuhrer]

The one and only, Havoc.

I'd say it's a relief to hear another familiar voice, but this place isn't exactly paradise.

[smoking_gunner]

Yeah I can see that.

Where are you?

Phone

[bodyback]

Lieutenant Havoc?!

[Someone else from home? Alphonse is beginning to wonder if Mayfield is collecting Amestris.]

Apologies for the delay, homework tops me hard

[smoking_gunner]

Uh, who's this? [He's not used to not hearing your voice in a can, Al.]

<333

[bodyback]

It's me... um, Alphonse Elric!

[That's okay, he sounds too excited to mind Havoc didn't recognise him.]

Re: <333

[smoking_gunner]

Oh hey, Al. Sorry, you didn't sound like a tin can. How's it going?

[singsthesong]

If you're an adult, cigarrettes should be no problem.

[smoking_gunner]

Well, that's good to know. Now I need some cash to get some...

[singsthesong]

Ask your wife for it. They are rather well informed about such things.

[smoking_gunner]

That might be harder than you think. She's an actual person, not creepy like this kid in my house.

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[luxuriality]

I've been here for a while. Just what do you need to know?

[ An overly sweet and deceitful tone will begin to fill the phone! Lust is going to just answer his questions, like a good homunculus and then sow seeds for possible future chaos making. ]

Re: phone

[smoking_gunner]

Hey there beautiful.

Let's start with your phone number.

phone

[luxuriality]

My, my, that's awfully forward. My number is [ Number not actually assigned by Mayfield goes here.

Well she found someone close to Mustang she can try to manipulate. ].

But shouldn't you be more concerned with where you are?

Re: phone

[smoking_gunner]

[There is no way this can end badly.] I've got a lot of helpful people answering my questions. And it looks like I've got an old friend here too. But thanks for worrying over me.

Phone

[change_seasons]

I do not know why.

You can buy cigarettes at general store. They do not have best brands, but no filters makes up for it for now.

Re: Phone

[smoking_gunner]

... Why would they put filters on cigarettes?

Re: Phone

[change_seasons]

Because stupid book tells people they cause cancer. Filter is supposed to save them.

It is silly business.

Re: Phone

[smoking_gunner]

That's weird. I've never heard anything about that. I go through two packs a day and I've never had a problem. [He is never going to see 50 years old]