[Video / / Action for those in Violet]

[smokinghunter]

I swear, every time we turn around this place just gets weirder.

Someone wake me up when it's over. I'm just going to close my eyes and smoke. Straw-Hat don't do anything I have to kick your ass for.

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[fauxearl]

[Boy. Coming up behind you. He's gonna cover your eyes~~]

[justicereigns]

You better have a very good reason for getting in my vision.

[Trying to smoke here.]

[fauxearl]

[Giggle chuckle giggle laugh~]

Don't you want to play?

[justicereigns]

Depends on what we're playing.

[fauxearl]

Hide and seek. Peekaboo? Or we can dance.

[Just. Climbing onto his lap. Nothing to worry about. Except. He may start moving.]

[justicereigns]

[And Smoker moves him right off.]

I'm good. You really that bored?

[fauxearl]

[changing tactics~]

I am. Really I am. Truly. Greatly.

[justicereigns]

Why am I your mode of entertainment again?

[fauxearl]

You look light on your feet! You'd make a perfect dance partner! [dancing around him now~~~]

[justicereigns]

I don't dance, so don't ask me.

[fauxearl]

I don't mind teaching you!

[justicereigns]

I know how. It's required for officers. I just don't.

[fauxearl]

...That's not fair. And a waste of some bloody good talent! Come on, dance with me, dance with me! [grabbing them big ol' arms]

[justicereigns]

Why?

[Attempts to fend off.]

[fauxearl]

Because I am in need of a dance partner. And as there are none to be found but you, I must dance with you. [please oh please mistah big strong arm smokie~?]

[justicereigns]

Dance on your own then. [Nope, apparently not.]