Thirtieth Scheme [Accidental Voice | Public]

[smokydemon]

[A long silence]

Mh...[there's a little bit of shuffling, and a groan of annoyance]...Too much light in here. Fucking morning...afternoon...thing.

[More shuffling, as he sticks a pillow over his head. The recording cuts out after a while.[ooc: No, he's not hung over, just exhausted. Hijikata will be trying to sleep all this craziness off for a

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[voice post]

[tiny_snow_white]

Huh?

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hmmmm...

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Heh.

pssssssssssssssssssshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[voice post]

[smokydemon]

[More quietly than usual] Who's this?

[voice post]

[tiny_snow_white]

A waterfall~

psssssssssssssssssssssssh~

[voice post]

[smokydemon]

There aren't any waterfalls on my ship.

...You're trying to do the thing.

[Voice]

[fuhenteki]

[-A brief moment of silence before he finally speaks-]

Hijikata-dono?

[Voice]

[smokydemon]

Hm?

[Voice]

[fuhenteki]

Nothing but perhaps you would sleep better with that device turned 'off'.

[Voice]

[smokydemon]

Or if people stopped talking.

[goromical]

We're all a little tired around here, I think. We already have plenty of help around the ship, and we won't be able to use you if you're not feeling your best.

That being said, I would like to help the process along a little bit, just because I will miss you terribly if you're in bed too long. Did you want some soup, Hijikata? I happen to be a master chef when it comes to soup - I believe it even has some magical healing properties.

[Voice]

[smokydemon]

[lazily] It's too early to put up with you, Katayama.

[goromical]

No need for such formalities, Hijikata! You know you're allowed to call me Gorobei. It's a much nicer sounding name than "Katayama" anyway.

It's never too early for soup. Maybe I can find someone to help me with the soup. You'd be happy to see Heihachi too, right? We'll pull out our maid dresses to make the experience more realistic.

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[smokydemon]

Didn't doubt that I could get away with it. I just don't want to.

....What?

[ Private to Hijikata | Hard to Hack]

[spannertime]

I'd come keep you company, but I doubt you'd actually get any sleep then...

[ooc: Lol, Souji sounds dirty without meaning to...]

[ Private to Souji | Hard to Hack | Voice]

[smokydemon]

That wouldn't be too bad. Been sleeping all day.

[ Private to Hijikata | Hard to Hack | Voice]

[spannertime]

Ah, well... if you don't think I'll be a bother to you, I could certainly spare the time.

[ Private to Souji | Hard to Hack | Voice]

[smokydemon]

Come on, then.

[jaded_feathers]

[-Singing harshly and loudly just to bother him-]

ROCK-A-BYE, BABY, ON A TREE TOP!
WHEN THE WHEN BLOWS I'LL CUT YOUR HEART OUT!

Lalalala! Lalala and lalaLA

[penny_dancer]

I know silence spells. Watch it.

Penelo just got like, a billion Hijikata points | Voice

[smokydemon]

You would wait until your enemy was sleeping. Coward.

...Silence spells could come in handy about now. I'll keep that offer in mind next time she's being an insufferable, screeching harpy.

Re: Penelo just got like, a billion Hijikata points | Voice

[penny_dancer]

'Next' time? Oh, boy.