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[smoldering_eyes]

Without thinking, I declared that the team will accompany Mizumachi to buy a pair of glasses after the weekly trip to the public bath house.  I accidently got knocked out at practice today and hallucinated Ohira and Onishi as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, Kobanzame-senpai as Pinocchio, Mizumachi as a mermaid, five killer whales that knew sign

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[f_ing_baldy]

I hope you recover from your injury soon.

...Mizumachi-kun was a mermaid? That's...both disturbing and horrifyingly plausible.

[smoldering_eyes]

I was most disturbed by how the whales knew sign language...

For some reason that... makes sense for Mizu?

[stressed_damsel]

Are you sure you ought to be going anywhere with an injury like that, Kakei-san?

...and Mizumachi-san as a mermaid makes a horrible sort of sense. He does seem to have an... affinity for cheerleading.

[smoldering_eyes]

It was only a mild concussion, thank you for your concern though. Much to my chagrin, I was sent to the nurse's office and sat out the rest of practice.

There are many reasons why I stay far, far away from his locker...

[machizilla]

See, look though! Everybody seems to agree that I'd make a really good mermaid!

As for your head...
Uh, kinda sorry about that.

But wouldn't it be sort of cool if whales could learn sign language? Or...flipper language? Or something?

[smoldering_eyes]

I don't see how you can be so proud about undisputed rationale that you being a mermaid is a good thing...

It's not entirely your fault. I was trying to stop Ohira and Onishi from fighting and wasn't paying attention...

Idiot, flipper language is dolphin language. I guess whale ambassadors learn flipper language...

[machizilla]

...

Why would it be a bad thing? I mean...it obviously fits, 'cause...it just does.

Flipper language is dolphin language.... Then what do whales speak? 'Cause they've got flippers too. And what sort of ambassador would a whale be?

[smoldering_eyes]

...I give up. *facepalm*

No, Flipper is a famous dolphin. It's American programming, so I guess you might not know it. Anyway, flipper is clearly a dolphin thing. I don't know what whales would speak though, but I figure they'd be very diplomatic and polite ambassadors. Besides, they have to share the ocean, don't they?