Oh my god the Alice Cooper posters! I had forgotten all about them!
Maybe your neighbours are luring the birds into a false sense of security and they're actually just drawing them all to the same place so they can shoot them?
HUGE thing to tell you. Will comment fully on this (heh, Herr Dunn!!) when less brain dead. Will call you tomorrow to tell you this HUGE thing (seriously. It's massive. Like, you will never believe this. But it's true.)
Emily was a morbid child, She never laughed and never smiled, The only thought that ever stirred her, Was that of cold blooded murder, She read it through from end to end, Before finally deciding to try it on a friend. The only thought that made her silly, Was that of the length of moulders nose.
I may have gotten it slightly wrong in some places, but I still remembr the gist :p
Thats a most respectable attempt! (NB/ its 'Mulder', not 'Moulder'. Though i think the point remains the same, and the 'humour' remains undiluted (Note the sarcasm)). And thank you for proving my point :P -will the haunting ever cease? Nope, i didn't think so.
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ps. i shall be writing a poem about you (for revenge purposes :D) expect it shortly. mwahaha.
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Maybe your neighbours are luring the birds into a false sense of security and they're actually just drawing them all to the same place so they can shoot them?
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And yes, the posters were great! Oh, I forgot to include the Mrs Wainwright 'Elvis' ones. How very remiss of me...
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*waits patiently for 'full comment'* :P
And the kinder surprise must be sent. Esp as its Easter soon, 'tis perfect timing!
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She never laughed and never smiled,
The only thought that ever stirred her,
Was that of cold blooded murder,
She read it through from end to end,
Before finally deciding to try it on a friend.
The only thought that made her silly,
Was that of the length of moulders nose.
I may have gotten it slightly wrong in some places, but I still remembr the gist :p
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ps. i shall be writing a poem about you (for revenge purposes :D) expect it shortly. mwahaha.
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