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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT
I haven't updated in nearly a fortnight. Zounds ( Read more... ) -
"You had a baby out of wedlock! BOOM!!"
OOOOOOHMYGOSH you guys I got a rat ( Read more... ) -
I know it's really not your fault, I'm gonna blame you anyway
My mom is going to visit with my brother today. I should be happy, but I'm not, of course, because my mom is mean. And my brother, while much cooler, always takes her side. So instead of letting Chuck drive here himself Monday or Tuesday (the original plan), they both are coming this afternoon after I get off work. My brother will be getting off of ( Read more... ) -
Everything goes according to plan
Our air conditioner is broken again. It broke the day of the midnight picnic, and the maintenance guys (FUCK YEAH POWER PAUL) put a band-aid on it... Now it's finally kaput, for reals this time. And I hate the after hours maintenance line. They are such bitches!! They are rude and unhelpful. Even the realtors in the Timber Ridge office hate them. ( Read more... ) -
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It's been quite a... um... an event, these past couple weeks. I got a job finally. What a freaking load off my back, let me tell you! I have obviously been out of work for too long. I was starting to get really lazy about waking up in the morning. I actually have been getting up at five AM to get to work by eight, and it certainly isn't easy, but I ( Read more... ) -
Hacked IRL
Today started off weird ( Read more... ) -
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Lots of lightning over on the west sii-EEED over the past week. I think the last bout borked the microwave. Yesterday, I heated up some pizza for 30 seconds. then I went to have more pizza, and the microwave had no power... So I unplugged it, reset the power socket, tested the socket with a radio, but still nothing. Which means the microwave was ( Read more... ) -
They say young man the world's your oyster a- HEY! NO! FUCK! FUCKING NO!!
HOLY EFFING CRAP has a lot happened since I last posted ( Read more... ) -
Things that are NOT:
I am NOT panicking ( Read more... ) -
Hail, the preachers, fake and proud; Their doctrines will be cloud...
Meltdown time is nigh, I fear ( Read more... )