Pirate Day!!!

[smoothejew]

Arrgghh!!! Ahoy there maties, welcome aboard the "Smoothejew Revenge," the fastest sea vessel on the seven seas. Ye may be asking "Where have ye been my fearsome...(and handsome) captain?" Well I have been battling the Spanish battilion near the Winn-Dixie stronghold. Captain Shmoogles (?) and I have been traveling with one another, sailing

Comments

[assasin_182]

wow it was really long nathan but what i read was sort of interesting with the whole battalion at windixie and what not.

[vaffunculo05]

dumb ass nathan!

[apartofualways]

i loved the shirt and hat nathan
the pirate stuff is awesome
and thanks for offering to help me w my
term paper. im surely goin to need help.
thanks for everything. i love you <3

yay

[gamba]

you updated ya finnaly

In honor of pirate day...

[anonymous]

A pirate steps into a pub for a drink...

Bartender: "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

Pirate: "We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and he bit off me damn leg."

Bartender: "Where did you get that hook then?"

Pirate: "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

Bartender: "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"

Pirate: "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a shit right in me eye."

Bartender: "How would that make you get an eye patch?"

Pirate: "First day with me hook..."

-Tubaman