Why in the hell am I listening to Hollaback Girl right now?

[smooveazz]

Got sucked out on the river in Poker again last night, by Julian, no less. Bastard pulled a flush on the river, with only one heart in his hand. What a dirty whore. I was chip leader at that point. Poker, a game for lucky bastards. I feel life has treated me like a lucky dude, but poker treats me like a Hep-C whore. Yummy

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[sawjockey]

That shit is bananas!

[boldar]

B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N... WTF was I doing again?

[smooveazz]

Ah, see. Here we see the musical genius of Gwen bringing us all together.

Or, the musical genius of whoever wrote that song. I think the dude from the Neptunes.