I've returned back to work, albeit only paperwork as of yet. The kids return on Monday, and I gotta fall right back into the teaching groove. Obviously, when I complain to people about going back to work, noone wants to feel bad for me. I get three months off, and I start bitching when I only have two weeks left. Most people don't get 2 weeks ( Read more... )

I stole a little thing from my boy Animal (BOLDAR on LJ)...from myheritage.com


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Last night the old bitch upstairs was talking shit about Erin and I on the phone as Erin was getting out of her car. If she says anything else to my wife, I'll have no option left except punching her in the eyes ( Read more... )

Denis Leary tears into Mel Gibson.

Man, I have a redass back. And shoulders. And face ( Read more... )

Went to Lake Erie for two days with some friends. It was awesome. I have a sunburn. More update details later.

The taste of filet mignon is still hovering in my mouth. The greatest feeling EVER.

First it was Rob Halford. Remember when Halford from Judas Priest announced (about 8 or 9 years ago) that he was gay? Everyone was floored! Here was what so many metal dudes had considered to be the ultimate MALE figure of sexuality, and turns out, he likes having sex with males. OK. Here's Halford's picture:

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I bought this thing called a MEDICUS club yesterday. It bends into two or three parts if you don't swing it perfectly. It's a swing trainer, if you will. Today was much better on the course. I hit about 1/2 the fairways. Tomorrow is golfing with Mark and Frank (the usual Thursday outing)...if I keep with the usual trend, I'll golf like shit ( Read more... )

I just had a dream during a short doze session where I met Gwen Stefani. She invited Erin and I in to see her place, and was very cordial. Spent most of her time complaining about how fame takes away the little moments of peace you need. I never really wanted to meet Gwen, or any famous people besides Elton John and Mike Patton. However, she ( Read more... )

Carpenters? Shit yes. If you don't think they were awesome, then you have a black heart ( Read more... )