boys...take this advice...
73 THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. leading us on or sending mixed signals hurts just as bad as rejection
5. You don't have PMS; don't even act like you know what it's like.
6. If you talk about having a big one; we know you don't.
7. Size really does matter.
8. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr.Big.
9. we arent mind readers!
10. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
12. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. "fine" or "whatever" is not an appropriate ending to a conversation
15. smoking is the biggest turnoff
16. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
18. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
19. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
20. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
21. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it??
22. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
23)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
24)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
25)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
26)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
27)We hate porn.
28)cooking makes a guy that much more attractive
29)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
30)We think about you all the time.
31)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
32)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
33)Hold our hand.
34)No backseat drivers...NONE.
35)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
36)We are not your all-night restaurant.
37)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
38)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
39)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
40)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
41)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
42)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
43)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
44)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
45)Keep in mind that we withhold sex when we're mad at you, so you might want to get around to apologizing...
46)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
47)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
48)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
49)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
50)We're sorry, Chad Micheal Murray just IS hot...get over it!!! (As well as Johnny Depp, and a bunch of others)
51)WALKS IN THE REAIN, KISSES ON THE FOREHEAD, AND COOKING FOR US WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE
52)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
53)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
54)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
55)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
56)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
57)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
58)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference
59)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
60)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
61)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
62)Tell us we're beautiful.
63)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest
64)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
65)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
66)If you're going to look at other girls, make sure we're with you.
67)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
68)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
69)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
70)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
71)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
72.)we are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know
73)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. leading us on or sending mixed signals hurts just as bad as rejection
5. You don't have PMS; don't even act like you know what it's like.
6. If you talk about having a big one; we know you don't.
7. Size really does matter.
8. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr.Big.
9. we arent mind readers!
10. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
11. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
12. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. "fine" or "whatever" is not an appropriate ending to a conversation
15. smoking is the biggest turnoff
16. We don't shave our legs every day; get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
18. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
19. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
20. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
21. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it??
22. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
23)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
24)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
25)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
26)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
27)We hate porn.
28)cooking makes a guy that much more attractive
29)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
30)We think about you all the time.
31)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
32)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
33)Hold our hand.
34)No backseat drivers...NONE.
35)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
36)We are not your all-night restaurant.
37)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
38)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
39)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
40)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
41)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
42)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
43)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
44)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
45)Keep in mind that we withhold sex when we're mad at you, so you might want to get around to apologizing...
46)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
47)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
48)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
49)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
50)We're sorry, Chad Micheal Murray just IS hot...get over it!!! (As well as Johnny Depp, and a bunch of others)
51)WALKS IN THE REAIN, KISSES ON THE FOREHEAD, AND COOKING FOR US WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE
52)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
53)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
54)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
55)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
56)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
57)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
58)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference
59)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
60)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
61)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
62)Tell us we're beautiful.
63)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest
64)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
65)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
66)If you're going to look at other girls, make sure we're with you.
67)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
68)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
69)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
70)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
71)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
72.)we are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know
73)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...