Wheel Of Misfortune
Amidst the rougey aftermath and everlasting awkwardness of the Mall's recent Love Hotel makeover, in the common area a giant, mechanical, flashing wheel has appeared. It's massive - at least nine feet high - and bedecked with blinking lights and glitter. It's spokes divide sections labelled at the top with numbers 1 through 0, and the cheery music emanating from it makes it seem quite tempting.
No one seems to be standing near it... give it a spin?
((ooc: This wheel bestows more of the regular DR brand insanity on whoever chooses to spin it. Use the random number generator found here to generate a number between 1 and 100 to make your "spin". The consequences for numbers ending in 1-0, are:
1 - You suddenly turn into a fish.
2 - You automatically "fall in love" with the first person you see.
3 - You start uncontrollably speaking in Google Spanish.
4 - You are unable to speak entirely.
5 - Tie die vision. You're FREAKING OUT MAN.
6 - Neverending uncontrollable macarena.
7 - You are suddenly wearing a complete maid outfit.
8 - You are the winner! A few others near you start dancing the Thriller dance. You are largely unscathed.
9 - You are filled with sudden uncontrollable RAGE for the first person you see.
0 - You are suddenly ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER naked.
I blame the chat entirely for this.))
No one seems to be standing near it... give it a spin?
((ooc: This wheel bestows more of the regular DR brand insanity on whoever chooses to spin it. Use the random number generator found here to generate a number between 1 and 100 to make your "spin". The consequences for numbers ending in 1-0, are:
1 - You suddenly turn into a fish.
2 - You automatically "fall in love" with the first person you see.
3 - You start uncontrollably speaking in Google Spanish.
4 - You are unable to speak entirely.
5 - Tie die vision. You're FREAKING OUT MAN.
6 - Neverending uncontrollable macarena.
7 - You are suddenly wearing a complete maid outfit.
8 - You are the winner! A few others near you start dancing the Thriller dance. You are largely unscathed.
9 - You are filled with sudden uncontrollable RAGE for the first person you see.
0 - You are suddenly ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER naked.
I blame the chat entirely for this.))