YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A 2 HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE

http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/07/news/midcaps/blockbuster.reut/

I am like this "ARG ARG ARG ARG!"

ok
whenever I move out
maggie is not allowed in my home

I am so not excited about anything right now. Something please happen!

j~~~~~o: so do you or dont you
smud9000: tell her I will give her one of mine if I can do her from behind
smud9000: not up the butt
smud9000: but doggy style
smud9000: well, don't tell her that
j~~~~~o: she just read that
j~~~~~o: she is standing right behind me
smud9000: hey.

My car is here...
It is fast and fun to drive. I am pleased with it. But it has no CD player. I will have to get one of those tape cd out adapter guys to play CDs in it, because I would definitely go crazy with just the radio. There are no good stations!

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A few more things recovered from 1st semester Art.
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That rap fag Houston tried to kill himself by gouging out his eye with scissors! Yeah I'm serious! Because his bodyguards stopped him from jumping off the balcony at a hotel, so he ran in the bathroom and stabbed himself in the eye. I saw a photo of it afterwards and it was REALLY disgusting. You might be surprised that the goo inside your eyeball ( Read more... )

I want someone to build me one of those space hyper sleep stasis cocoons you see in sci-fi movies so I can skip weekends. I went to bed at 9 each night over the last one, not out of fatigue, but because there was just nothing to do. I did not go anywhere. Nobody came over. All my family was gone. I didn't watch any TV or movies. I didn't play any ( Read more... )