To my chagrin, it was worse than I thought.

[smudge_rat]

This is the best game ever.

Here is a link to all of the Twilight books.

You have to pick a chapter, scroll down randomly and pick out a paragraph. Then you have to find everything that's wrong with it - all the clichés, the bad writing, comma rape (thanks Dekaff), the over-amorous zeal with which the author wields her thesaurus, over-use of the word

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[rocksolidhair]

Very drunk to even begin to consider reading any of the Twilight books (reading the first one once was enough) even if it is to rip it apart.

[smudge_rat]

You don't have to read them. Just flip through and go LOL THIS IS SO BAD *tears eyes out*

[paranoidmango]

"I could feel his cool breath saturate the strands as he exhaled"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
And these are the books everyone has been raving about?!

I despair!
But I suspect this link will keep me entertained whilst I do this drawing work, so thank you :) xx

[smudge_rat]

I've read through about a third of the first book. So far the plot involves Bella going to school a lot and pining over Edward, who is in love with her because... he just is. And they have talked about him being a vampire. Which she figured out through a series of unlikely plot twists and unlikely leaps of logic.

AND HE TURNS SHINY IN SUNLIGHT.