Obligatory Bump

[smudgeous]

For the scads of fans who wait patiently for the newest updates in the happenings of me, I suppose it's time for an update. At the moment, I've far too lax a disposition to try any sort of coherent categorizing, so I'll blurt it all out in bullet form

Comments

[annick_jean]

Glaucoma medication...nice.

Just start masturbating at work. If they're not going to promote you, you might as well give them a good reason not to. Or try sleeping with the upper management.

Oh fuck...my watermelon is dripping everywhere...

(bisous)

[smudgeous]

mmm, juicy

how often I lay awake at night, gazing at the stars, mind delved deeply into the thought of your dripping wet watermelon.. <.

[annick_jean]

Sorry baby, someone else catches my drippings.

(bisous)

[smudgeous]

On another note..

Ironically, the boss I speak of.. the one I've very interested in getting to know outside of work, happens to be third in command at my job. They don't get a whole lot 'upper' in terms of management.