HOLY SHIT, TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY!!! WORLD IS ENDING NAO!!

[smut_it_bore]

I guess I've had some sort of productivity fit lately, likely the result of me having only had 2 and 1/4 beers in the last 5 days, that's resulted in some more creative writing

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LMFAO.

[halo_ov_fire]

Your cynicism makes me smile.

While I'm at it, you might certainly make an awesome DJ at the club I proposed, but please realize I will be aiming not for depth of character, good music, or even an intelligent-potentially-hip vibe. I'll be encouraging cash flow, which unfortunately, normally translates to empty-headed, electronic, coke-infested daddy's girls with an axe to grind, fake tits, and plenty of liquid assets. And the 30-something asshats in BMWs looking to take them home and make movies for Redtube.

And you'd probably end up hearing requests for Mickey Avalon.

Re: LMFAO.

[smut_it_bore]

So long as it makes money and I don't have to deal with strippers, I could give a fuck less. Most jobs are about tolerating people you don't like while performing a task you absolutely despise. At least with being a DJ you can mix shit into the garbage and create tolerable mixes of things while honing your skill.
BTW, I've been a strip club DJ for two and half years now, I'm pretty adept at playing to crowds and knowing what people want to hear, as well as (just barely) masking my contempt when taking requests from intoxicated mongoloids. It makes me feel much better after I've taken their money. Much, much better. In fact, I imagine taking candy from toddlers doesn't even feel that good.
Seriously, hit me up if you get that club started. Lemme know where it is and I'll see what I can do about relocating. Where were you thinking of opening it? If it's New Orleans I'm on it like a white on Condoleeza Rice.

M.

Re: LMFAO.

[halo_ov_fire]

I want to make money. So, no, it won't be in New Orleans. Right now, we're looking at Miami. Maybe Houston.

It's going to be a few more years, however, and knowing my partner, we're going to interviewing quite a few DJs. Hone those skills.