THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

[liveonthesun]

Title: The Pursuit of Happiness
Rating: G (yes, this is G-rated smut. Maybe one of you geniuses can think of a way to write smuttier smut for this ship.)
Ship: The Constitution/The Declaration of Independence
Summary: CRACK.
Notes: So there's this room in the library where I work and the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence hang on

Comments

[coffeesuperhero]

ZOMG! SEXY DOCUMENT SMUT!

I hope Mr. Constitution isn't too upset that Penny had a sordid love affair with the Articles of Confederation before he showed up and stole her parchment-paper heart. ;)

It's too bad he doesn't have an express right to privacy somewhere in that sexy text, or they probably would have already hooked up. Ahaha.

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[liveonthesun]

YES, EVERYTHING DESERVES SEXY SMUT!

Honey, I'm pretty sure the Constitution and Articles of Confederation totally had a duel over who got to be the Declaration of Independence's One True Love and the Constitution kicked the Articles of Confederation's ass. It was EPIC.

(Also, I've decided independence might be my least favorite word ever to type.)

[lurkrealclose]

Yay! This was hilarious and awesome!

And, coffeesuperhero, zomg w/the AoC. Don't even mention that whore here. LOL

Now, if maybe you wanted to talk about the Magna Carta, now there's one sexy set of codifications. ;)

[liveonthesun]

HOORAY! LOL, I'm so glad people appreciate my completely cracked-out brain. :D :D :D

OOOH, the Magna Carta! My heart is all a-flutter now!

[ninamazing]

AHAHAHAHA OMG BRILLIANT. I feel like Jon Stewart would really REALLY approve of this. :D

He imagines the way she would crinkle against him

Looooooooved that. ;)

[liveonthesun]

LOL, SEND IT TO HIM. I MEAN, WHAT?

:D :D :D

[ninamazing]

I WILL JUST TELL HIM TO LOOK IT UP NEXT TIME WE ARE IN BED TOGETHER. OH, I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING!

:D :D :D :D

[liveonthesun]

IN THAT CASE, HE'LL PROBABLY BE TOO WORN OUT FROM YOUR SEXY SEXINESS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT READING IT. I HAVE NO IDEA. IT MUST HAVE JUST BEEN THUNDER OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING.

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[jadariver18]

!!! I now ship The Constitution/The Declaration of Independence. Well done.

Were the Federalist Papers jealous? Because those guys have always supported The Constitution...and they promoted its strong central government. OH. :)

[liveonthesun]

HOORAY! NEW SHIPS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!

AHAHAHAHAHA, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS THE BEST? YOU!

[justascrewup2]

I had to read this just to see how G rated smut was possible. Bravo! Just hilarious :)

[liveonthesun]

LOL, thanks!!