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If anyone ruins the ending of the last Harry Potter book for me I will gut them. I've been waiting like ten years for this shit.
Number one best picture because, A. Bill and I are of equal drunkness and I think I can handle myself, which I clearly cannot.
B. Why is there a colander and a small Christmas tree in the bathroom?
Number two best picture because A. We are collectivly throwing up out of Bill's bedroom window, and all it is is red wine and shells and cheese.
B. Just look at it.
Number one best picture because, A. Bill and I are of equal drunkness and I think I can handle myself, which I clearly cannot.
B. Why is there a colander and a small Christmas tree in the bathroom?
Number two best picture because A. We are collectivly throwing up out of Bill's bedroom window, and all it is is red wine and shells and cheese.
B. Just look at it.