Deam Log
I really, really wish I could make this shit up. REALLY.
There was a party with a bunch of girls from my floor, which should tell you right off the bat that it's fucked up, since I hate them. We all decided to start a group rp. For some reason one of the girls wanted to be Bella from Twilight, and I was like, "Oh. Okay, I'll be Edward then. Always kind of wanted to try him." Then, in true dream fashion, I then became Rpattz/Edward.
Quick interlude: I can't help it. I think that boy is damn fine for all that he has the crackiest expressions. And his hair, god his hair. I know it's terrible, but I think he's hot.
So I was "Edward" (Rpattz, whatever) and the girl I was playing with turned into Bella (whoeverthehell plays her in that movie). What did we start doing? Making out. I used the cheesey lines like, "I want you so bad" and "Damn it I wish I could have you." It was hot. For some reason she pushed me away so I went to go change out of the clothes I was wearing into some gym clothes that I (personally) own. I spent the next few minutes contemplating the fact that I had a massive boner over Bella, when I notice that someone is peaking in through the open window.
It's the Demon from friendlyhostility.com
I spent the next few minutes being like "Quit watching me change," and he replied with the stunningly brilliant, "I'm not watching you change!"
I went and made out with Bella some more. She was a whiney bitch and refused me sex. I went to go change again and the Demon once again watched me change.
Then I woke up.
I have so many things to say about it, but I'll just settle for sometimes, my brain fucking scares me.
There was a party with a bunch of girls from my floor, which should tell you right off the bat that it's fucked up, since I hate them. We all decided to start a group rp. For some reason one of the girls wanted to be Bella from Twilight, and I was like, "Oh. Okay, I'll be Edward then. Always kind of wanted to try him." Then, in true dream fashion, I then became Rpattz/Edward.
Quick interlude: I can't help it. I think that boy is damn fine for all that he has the crackiest expressions. And his hair, god his hair. I know it's terrible, but I think he's hot.
So I was "Edward" (Rpattz, whatever) and the girl I was playing with turned into Bella (whoeverthehell plays her in that movie). What did we start doing? Making out. I used the cheesey lines like, "I want you so bad" and "Damn it I wish I could have you." It was hot. For some reason she pushed me away so I went to go change out of the clothes I was wearing into some gym clothes that I (personally) own. I spent the next few minutes contemplating the fact that I had a massive boner over Bella, when I notice that someone is peaking in through the open window.
It's the Demon from friendlyhostility.com
I spent the next few minutes being like "Quit watching me change," and he replied with the stunningly brilliant, "I'm not watching you change!"
I went and made out with Bella some more. She was a whiney bitch and refused me sex. I went to go change again and the Demon once again watched me change.
Then I woke up.
I have so many things to say about it, but I'll just settle for sometimes, my brain fucking scares me.