Guess the Movie or Tv-Series!
(TV - UK) "Everything's covered in filth! Look! The whole place is a complete mess. Can't find anything. Right now I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!" Black Books (Manny Bianco)
(TV -USA) "I got another body coming in. Guy took a javelin to the chest."
"Why are you still in this line of work?"
"Free javelins." Law & Order (Medical Examiner & Det. Briscoe)
(M-USA) "Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." guessed by
squeakchan, Star Trek: First Contact (Data)
(TV-UK) "Is this a dagger which I see before me? I'd rather see a pint." Inspector Morse (Morse)
(TV-USA) "The truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination." guessed by
squeakchan (eventually! hee), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Elim Garak)
(M-UK) "Where's the trolley boy?"
"In the freezer."
"Did you say "cool off"?"
"No I didn't say anything..."
"Shame."
"Well, there was the part you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily."
"You're off the fuckin' chain!" guessed by
squeakchan, Hot Fuzz (Danny & Nicholas)
(TV-USA) "You think this is my fault?"
"You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement!"
"Gorgeous aliens. Don't forget they were gorgeous!"
"They were male!"
"Not at first!" guessed by
squeakchan, Enterprise (Trip & Reed)
(TV-USA) "You know, these words, "anomalous", "supernatural", "paranormal", they propound to explain something by not explaining it. That's lazy!" guessed by
nezumiko, The X-Files (Agent John Doggett)
(TV-UK) "D'you think I should lose the waistcoat?"
"I think you should burn it, because if you lose it you might find it again." Spaced (Brian Topp & Tim Bisley)
(M-USA) "Where's your wallet?"
"Pocket!"
"Which pocket?"
"My back pocket!"
"You got like ten back pockets!"
"Left cheek! Left cheek, left cheek!" guessed by
squeakchan, Transformers (2007) (Army dudes!)
(TV-JAP) "It's mental static! I told you, if you HAVE to think, think in German!" guessed by
squeakchan, Neon Genesis Evangelion, (Asuka Langley Soyru)
(M-USA) "I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, co-operative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr Takagi did not see it that way so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life." guessed by
fengshoegal, Die Hard (Hans Gruber)
(M-USA) "My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects." Hellboy (Special Agent John Myers)
(M-UK) "May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?"
"Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous as the time, sir." guessed by
kilerkki, Men In Black (Zed & Jay)
(M-USA) "I know! You construct a weapon! Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary laithe?" guessed by
kmegumi2's Ryuu-chan, Galaxy Quest (Guy)
(TV-USA) "It's a day so long in coming that I am uncertain how to celebrate it."
"Perhaps a quiet chuckle."
"Very well, then. Let us... chuckle."
"Heh heh heh heh." Transfomers the Series (Quintessons)
EDIT @ 8:50pm : It occurs to me I have obscure taste, so there's a helper at the start of each one now. :) TV or M!
EDIT @ 00:26am : It also occurs to me that there's a mix of international stuff on here, so I give extra hints in the form of which nationality the original studio or tv audience was.