I'm a rockstar baby!!! yeah!!!


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This is the highest I've ever scored on a purity test...as in how pure I am...

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'35%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 61.8%Shamelessness57.1%
It takes a couple of drinks 77% Sex Drive 39.5%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!75.2%Straightness7.1%
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So what the heck is up with all these women... I leave one alone and she starts chasing me...another one comes back to town and starts acting like she wants to get together but is scared(I don't blame her, though, she's not ready yet...) and yet another one keeps trying to tease me. (I won't mention any others out of respect for my not giving a ( Read more... )

I'm an X-Man wheee!!!


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my other monkey got beat...but I trained this one with my real first name and of course since he's named after me, he's a total badass!! try to beat this one!!

this is no suprise to anyone who knows me....


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But this is apparently who I would be...

I'M A WRESTLER DON'T MESS WITH ME CAUSE I'LL KICK YOUR TUCHUS!!!


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ok, wow, I'm a college graduate (provided that I passed spanish of course) so now I have to do something with my life...that's actually a fairly scary prospect. Then there's the whole thing with all the women I know... it's the usual stuff, the ones I want don't want me and the ones that want me I don't want... but from what I understand lots of ( Read more... )

I am the king shit of the world! I challenge you to BATTLE!!!!

Ok, so I graduated from college yesterday. odd. I was so excited and freaked out that I was actually graduating that I thought I was going to have an anuerism... Have you ever seen the shawshank redemption... I think I'm institutionalized ( Read more... )