Ever wanted to know more about Ema? Well, here you go. :D

[snackoos_ftw]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ema!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Ema is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. It's bad luck to put Ema on a bed.
3. If you kiss Ema for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13

Comments

[my_fingerpoints]

Remind me to never go drinking with you, haha.

[snackoos_ftw]

Even if that was true about me and the... "adverse effects of alcohol", I don't think I'd make you out to be any more of an idiot than you would do yourself; after all, just imagining you drunk is a funny, funny thing.

[my_fingerpoints]

Oh, har, har, har.

Which reminds me, now that you're older than I am, we can go for drinks.

[snackoos_ftw]

I keep forgetting that you're younger than me now... it's kind of weird, you know. I probably need to stop calling you "Mr. Nick" now, don't I? No one knows who I'm talking about when I call you that, anyway.

But that doesn't sound like too bad of a plan, actually; I'll just leave it up to you think of a time and a place. It would actually be... kind of nice to talk to you; just like old times, huh? ...Except for the alcohol.

[ask_jeevas]

Wow, that's pretty crazy.

And. . .um. . .about number four. . .wow. . .

[snackoos_ftw]

Tell me about it.

Honestly, I'm more concerned about number nine. Just... disgusting.

[ask_jeevas]

Yeah. I wonder where people come up with these things.

Yeah, that's pretty unsettling too. . .

[snackoos_ftw]

I just want to know who comes up with them, why they keep popping up on my computer, and I want to find a way to stop them.

....

...Wait; you're the computer genius, aren't you? Can't you... figure something out?