Essays = <3.

[snackoos_ftw]

I did this for Tsunade, but lazy Arianna is lazy... and that's why this is popping up now and it's also because I'm super bored right now, lol.SO. If you have anything you'd like to know about Ema, ask me now; essays are always fun to write, so THROW SOME QUESTIONS MY WAY. Have you ever wondered why Ema is hopelessly devoted to Phoenix, or how

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[themis_incarne]

Am I allowed to bombard you randomly with a bunch of questions that spontaneously come to mind? I have quite a few.

[snackoos_ftw]

Bring it, bb; you seriously have no idea how bored I am. XD

[themis_incarne]

Here, have a few.

1. Why pink, of all colours?
2. Why does she look up to Feenie so much?
3. What exactly is her opinion about L?
4. Matt?
5. Who in Cottage 9 would piss her off the most and why?
6. Is she seriously that much of a prude, or was she lying during the drinking game?

tl;dr, but hey, in all fairness, I DID say that I liked these things. XD

[snackoos_ftw]

1. Pink is pretty. Duh. Seriously, though, pink is just her favorite color; does anyone really know why they like one color more than they like another? It could also stem from the fact that Ema's favorite thing in the world is luminol--it's so scientific ♥--and she wears pink glasses to help her see the bloodstains. Apparently they do help, so

[mister_brad]

I KNOW NOTHING. TELL ME EMA'S LIFE STORY :DDDD

♥

[snackoos_ftw]

YEAH RIGHT YOU SELF-PROCLAIMED ACE ATTORNEY WHORE. ♥

[my_fingerpoints]

PFFT WHATEVER I AM NOT SELF-PROCLAIMED THANK YOU VERY MUCH >:|

[snackoos_ftw]

IF YOU'RE NOT SELF-PROCLAIMED, THEN WHAT IS THIS, HMM? I BELIEVE IT IS YOU PROCLAIMING TO BE AN ACE ATTORNEY WHORE. I WIN.

GOD you're making me want a freakin' Hobo!Phoenix like you wouldn't even believe. Why must you torture me so? ;______;