observation ☣ 001

[snackoosftw]

[The speaker is oblivious to the fact the SFC is on and the device seems to be jostled around in what sounds like a bag. It's video feed currently shows a bag with the words 'SNACKOOS' written on the packaging. She's muttering to herself, though it's quite loud so anyone can hear what she's saying.]

...scientifically impossible! Someone can't just

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[ioweyousteak]

Yeaaah, I was saying that to myself too when I first got here.

1/2

[snackoosftw]

ACK!

[Hear that? Ema almost dropped her bag of Snackoos. She scrambles for the bag first before searching her bag for the voice]

2/2

[snackoosftw]

[She finally discovers the source of the voice and she's not pleased. She sees you thar. And she doesn't care who you are - you almost made her drop her precious babies. Have a glare.]

You almost made me drop my Snackoos.

[ioweyousteak]

Your what? [Pauses for a moment, then...]

Oh, that package thing from earlier. Uh, sorry?

[guiltyguitar]

... Nice to see you again, too, Fräulein detective.

[ SOB how is this his fault. :| ] And I'll have you know this couldn't possibly be my fault, since people have been abducted to this fishbowl before I ever even KNEW it existed.

1/idk lmao

[snackoosftw]

[At first, Ema thinks she's imaginging things; it must be the water pressure or something. That can't be the fop's voice.]

Munch...munch...munch

2/have some spam

[snackoosftw]

[It hasn't gone away yet. It's still talking.]

Munch....munch....

3/3 donee

[snackoosftw]

[D'AW SHI--adhfakjlshdfiuawehrkljhasdf]

P-PROSECUTOR GAVIN! What are you doing here?!

[blamemymom]

You know, I bet my brother Malcolm would say the same thing. ... About it being scientifically impossible, I mean. I don't know about Snackoos.

[snackoosftw]

Your brother sounds like a very smart boy then, because it is scientifically impossible to be down here and yet we are.

...And what do you mean you don't know about Snackoos?

[blamemymom]

Are you kidding? He's a boy genius. He's got an IQ of 170 or something.

And I mean exactly what I implied. I don't know about Snackoos.

[snackoosftw]

Oh, well good for him. Here's hoping he uses his brain for something good.

[...Say what.]

How do you not know about Snackoos? The most single, wonderful treat that ever graced the Earth!?

[windwilled]

... I doubt that 'Glimmer boy,' whoever he may be, was the one who abducted you.

[snackoosftw]

Oh really? I'm welcome to suggestions then Mr. Know It All.

[windwilled]

No one knows for sure. The locals claim it might've been their deity, but...

[snackoosftw]

Deity? So we've come back in time or something? [Again, all scientifically impossible, but Ema needs information.]

[whippitydafool]

... If you're talking to any of us, I would suggest that you try looking at the screen? Unless you are a talking Snackoos bag. Which I highly doubt you are.

[snackoosftw]

URK!

[Ema unearths the SFC from her bag to see the stern faced woman.]

It's called thinking out loud.

[whippitydafool]

[... Yeah. She's just going to lineface at you.]

As if I would know that, especially when having your Communicator on usually indicates that you wish for a response from others.

That aside, I am assuming you have just been abducted as well?

[snackoosftw]

First of all, I didn't know that this...thing was even in my bag. And second of all, I didn't know that it was on.

So we have been abducted. They're pretty lousy kidnappers then to let us walk around freely like this.