Letters from home

[snakesquisher]

Thanks for the underwear, Akutsu! It was getting bad down there.

My family sent me a book and ... a half-eaten crayon. My sister said the book was from her and the crayon to remind me of my brother.

An-chan... I'm really sorry for something upsetting you. I didn't mean to at all. It was probably Kamio's fault. Are you sure you shouldn't be

Comments

[harigin]

That is the lamest pickup line I have ever heard in my entire life.

[snakesquisher]

Huh. You think she won't like tennis? Perhaps I should stick to the book.

[harigin]

No you dumbass. This: Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

No woman has ever fallen for that line unless they have ZERO self-esteem. The babe is a lady. Why aren't you treating her as one?

[snakesquisher]

Oh. Maybe I'll try a different one. Hows about:

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

[alwayskinetic]

I SAID GRAPPLE YOU MORON. CAN YOU EVEN READ?!?!?!?!?! I DIDN'T GRAB ANYONE!!!

[snakesquisher]

What's the difference?!

[hakasedata]

Grapple: a contest for superiority or mastery; a hand-to-hand struggle

Grab: to take or seize by or as if by a sudden motion or grasp

[snakesquisher]

Well, they both sound pretty kinky.

[vivaciousminx]

Apology accepted and thank you for making it. The pick up line, however; won't get you to first base much less beyond it. It's horrid. Funny but horrid. Ask me about playing tennis, after I train with Sanada in the morning.

Also, exactly how many people have you kissed?

[snakesquisher]

Huh. This book seems to think they're good.

And... I dunno. Recently or in general?

[vivaciousminx]

They're only good, if you want a good laugh.

Since you got to the island.

[snakesquisher]

Doesn't everyone though?

And... um.... depends what counts? Like, Sengoku .... he kissed me ... but I didn't really kiss him back. And I thought I kissed Kamio, but he's talking about pulverising and ... fucking sticks.