A meme? Do they still do those?
Ganked from several sources:
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My back.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I look like I belong on "To Catch a Predator" when I wear hoodies. So no.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
If I wouldn't, I'd be in for a very uncomfortable marriage...
4. Do you plan outfits?
I'm big on color-coordination, and I have been known to accessorize on occasion.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Hungry.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A beanie baby cardinal named Mac. (Don't judge me, it's a piece of sports memorabilia!)
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
The only thing I remember about it was that it involved a lot of math.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Unfortunately, yes. I went grocery shopping in San Marcos during the "holy crap it's 10 AM and they can sell us beer" rush.
9. What are you craving right now?
Cinnamon rolls. I saw a bunch of 'em in the day-old bakery rack, but I'm sort-of on a diet right now. ;_;
10. Do you floss?
Nope. Floss is a conspiracy.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
It's a good projectile, but I prefer the traditional tomato.
12. Are you emotional?
Not as much as I once was, still more than I wish to be.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000
Yep. In fact, I've done it within the week. You do that kind of thing when you audit financial transactions line by line.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Still on that diet. But back when I had the freedom to do such things? I'd bite right into it.
15. Do you like your hair?
What hair?
16. Do you like yourself?
Yeah, I'm starting to become pretty awesome.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Certainly. I've got a few questions to ask about his tenure with the Rangers.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Walking Through the Air, by Celtic Woman
19. Are your parents strict?
My parents are useless.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Maybe, but it no longer holds the appeal for me that it once did.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Depends on your definition of "celebrity." None of the Hollywood crowd, but I once shook the hand of the aforemented W. Bush while he was still governor of Texas. He smelled kinda like a nursing home.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Occasionally, thanks the the invention of Redbox.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, I'm heterosexual.
25. How many countries have you visited?
None except my country of origin. I'm poor.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Many, many years ago back when that sort of thing was funny.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, though it wasn't a particularly memorable experience.
28. Brown or white eggs?
White. Scrambled. With some bacon.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Not by choice.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.
31. Do you own a gun?
I'm not going to answer that question, just in case anyone reading has any inclination to try to burglarize my home.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Kinda.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My wife.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I always forgive. I never forget.
35. Ever been in love?
Twice.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Honestly? I'm not really sure. Probably going to the gun show.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Heterosexual.
38. Last time you cried?
Men don't cry. Nah, I'm lying. I bawled my eyes out watching Up. But I did so with my fists clenched in anger, like a gawddamn man. :p
39. What was the last question you asked?
Can someone please tell me how on earth we forgot to pay the North Carolina unemployment tax last month?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn, right before the temperature begins to flirt with freezing.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Negative. My tastes change far too frequently.
42. Are you sarcastic?
No, not at all. What are you, stupid?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Negative.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes, and I will continue to do so as long as those gawddamn walls refuse to get out of my way.
45. Favorite colors?
Forest Green, Emerald, Myrtle, Hunter Green, Jade, Celadon, Sea Green, Viridian, Olive, Chartreuse, Lime, Teal, and Green.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I backhanded someone once, but on the whole I'm more of a grappler than a striker.
47. Is your hair curly?
What friggin' hair do you keep talking about?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Dreamland, by Robert Miles
49. Do looks matter?
Absolutely, unless of course you're blind.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
What, like in a romantic context? I could forgive them, yeah, but whether or not I'd stay with them is a far more complicated question.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope.
52. Do you like your life right now?
I'll like it a lot better once my novel is in the hands of a publisher, but I have few complaints with my current life.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't really do *anything* with the TV on.
54. Can you handle the truth?
A lot better than I handle lies.
55. Do you have good vision?
I have damn-near superhuman low-light vision. I'm practically blind without sunglasses in daylight.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I don't have enough time to "hate" anyone, in the standard definition of the word. But I do despise damn near everyone on the planet, yeah.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As infrequently as possible.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My wife.
59. What are you wearing?
Orange collared pullover shirt, white cargo shorts, and a pair of Crocs.
60.What is your favorite animal?
While I have a strong affinity for the lancehead viper, I'm gonna have to go with the green mamba.
61. Where was your profile pic taken at?
I don't show up on film.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yeah, but you *don't* want to watch it.
63. Do you have a job?
A fairly awesome one, all things considered.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A used GHIV controller from Gamestop.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
A few times.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My back.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I look like I belong on "To Catch a Predator" when I wear hoodies. So no.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
If I wouldn't, I'd be in for a very uncomfortable marriage...
4. Do you plan outfits?
I'm big on color-coordination, and I have been known to accessorize on occasion.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Hungry.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
A beanie baby cardinal named Mac. (Don't judge me, it's a piece of sports memorabilia!)
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
The only thing I remember about it was that it involved a lot of math.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Unfortunately, yes. I went grocery shopping in San Marcos during the "holy crap it's 10 AM and they can sell us beer" rush.
9. What are you craving right now?
Cinnamon rolls. I saw a bunch of 'em in the day-old bakery rack, but I'm sort-of on a diet right now. ;_;
10. Do you floss?
Nope. Floss is a conspiracy.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
It's a good projectile, but I prefer the traditional tomato.
12. Are you emotional?
Not as much as I once was, still more than I wish to be.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000
Yep. In fact, I've done it within the week. You do that kind of thing when you audit financial transactions line by line.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Still on that diet. But back when I had the freedom to do such things? I'd bite right into it.
15. Do you like your hair?
What hair?
16. Do you like yourself?
Yeah, I'm starting to become pretty awesome.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Certainly. I've got a few questions to ask about his tenure with the Rangers.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Walking Through the Air, by Celtic Woman
19. Are your parents strict?
My parents are useless.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Maybe, but it no longer holds the appeal for me that it once did.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Depends on your definition of "celebrity." None of the Hollywood crowd, but I once shook the hand of the aforemented W. Bush while he was still governor of Texas. He smelled kinda like a nursing home.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Occasionally, thanks the the invention of Redbox.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
No, I'm heterosexual.
25. How many countries have you visited?
None except my country of origin. I'm poor.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Many, many years ago back when that sort of thing was funny.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, though it wasn't a particularly memorable experience.
28. Brown or white eggs?
White. Scrambled. With some bacon.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Not by choice.
30. Do you use chap stick?
Nope.
31. Do you own a gun?
I'm not going to answer that question, just in case anyone reading has any inclination to try to burglarize my home.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Kinda.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My wife.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I always forgive. I never forget.
35. Ever been in love?
Twice.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Honestly? I'm not really sure. Probably going to the gun show.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Heterosexual.
38. Last time you cried?
Men don't cry. Nah, I'm lying. I bawled my eyes out watching Up. But I did so with my fists clenched in anger, like a gawddamn man. :p
39. What was the last question you asked?
Can someone please tell me how on earth we forgot to pay the North Carolina unemployment tax last month?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Autumn, right before the temperature begins to flirt with freezing.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Negative. My tastes change far too frequently.
42. Are you sarcastic?
No, not at all. What are you, stupid?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Negative.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes, and I will continue to do so as long as those gawddamn walls refuse to get out of my way.
45. Favorite colors?
Forest Green, Emerald, Myrtle, Hunter Green, Jade, Celadon, Sea Green, Viridian, Olive, Chartreuse, Lime, Teal, and Green.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I backhanded someone once, but on the whole I'm more of a grappler than a striker.
47. Is your hair curly?
What friggin' hair do you keep talking about?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Dreamland, by Robert Miles
49. Do looks matter?
Absolutely, unless of course you're blind.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
What, like in a romantic context? I could forgive them, yeah, but whether or not I'd stay with them is a far more complicated question.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope.
52. Do you like your life right now?
I'll like it a lot better once my novel is in the hands of a publisher, but I have few complaints with my current life.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't really do *anything* with the TV on.
54. Can you handle the truth?
A lot better than I handle lies.
55. Do you have good vision?
I have damn-near superhuman low-light vision. I'm practically blind without sunglasses in daylight.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I don't have enough time to "hate" anyone, in the standard definition of the word. But I do despise damn near everyone on the planet, yeah.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As infrequently as possible.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My wife.
59. What are you wearing?
Orange collared pullover shirt, white cargo shorts, and a pair of Crocs.
60.What is your favorite animal?
While I have a strong affinity for the lancehead viper, I'm gonna have to go with the green mamba.
61. Where was your profile pic taken at?
I don't show up on film.
62. Can you hula hoop?
Yeah, but you *don't* want to watch it.
63. Do you have a job?
A fairly awesome one, all things considered.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A used GHIV controller from Gamestop.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
A few times.