Comments | snale: the New York Times answers burning questions

snale

the New York Times answers burning questions

Jan 29, 2006 17:35

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So if Man and I breed someday, our spawn will have wet earwax. Fascinating.

Comments 12

midnitemaraud_r January 29 2006, 23:45:08 UTC

hahahaha! I'm sure the makers of Bertie Botts were equally fascinated by this. So, what do you think? Are the earwax flavored beans wet or dry?

snale January 30 2006, 01:59:09 UTC

Good question! :) Do you remember what color they were?
Wet = orange
Dry = white
Crazy, huh?

scabrendan January 30 2006, 00:55:11 UTC

So East Asians have manageable ear wax and no body order?

How depressing. Some humans ARE more evolved, and I am not one of them.

snale January 30 2006, 01:53:50 UTC

Yeah, my fella was getting rather smug about that, so I had to remind him that he's not immune to smelliness. (He doesn't sweat nearly as much as I do, though.)

scabrendan January 30 2006, 03:03:46 UTC

ER....odor.

I'm sure they have order.

snale January 30 2006, 03:07:31 UTC

Body order? Two eyes, either side of the nose, one mouth just below, etc...

darryn January 30 2006, 01:36:46 UTC

I'm going to have to check what Pat Robertson has to say about interwaxial couples before I form any opinions of my own.

snale January 30 2006, 01:59:59 UTC

You should write him a letter. I'm sure he'd be very concerned about this topic, if only it was brought to his attention...

a_dissertation January 30 2006, 01:54:59 UTC

i enjoy your observation.

snale January 30 2006, 02:06:46 UTC

My observation thanks you muchly. :)

atypically_me February 2 2006, 19:24:11 UTC

So, does that mean that there should be two forms of Q-tips? One for wet ear wax, and one for dry? I'm sensing a product development opportunity.

snale February 2 2006, 20:47:36 UTC

I like the way you think...