Was Not Me

[snapcat]

Tiger-Man Arrested At Eppley

Bites an officer on the legEppley Airfield and Omaha Police combine forces to capture an apparently out of control man at the airport. But before he is secured, he allegedly bit one officer, and tried to kick another in the knee

Comments

[linnaeus]

When asked for his name the suspect told officers "Daniel Tiger" but his fingerprints did not match.

I like this, because it implies that there is a Daniel Tiger out there, and his fingerprints are on file with the police.

[snapcat]

nah, a slow news day is when they do a report on 'furries'

[camstone]

[linnaeus]

This was my thought as well. :) I don't think he has fingerprints...

Another kid star gone wrong...

[badjahsensei]

God damn....

A knew the poor kid was headed to a bad place once he lost his job with Mister Rogers...

I guess he could always opt for a reality TV deal, covering his career rejuvenation once his legal troubles are over. ;)