My mother sent me an email out of nowhere today: "Julia, I've been reading about this HPV vaccine... I hope you've been thinking about it too." Then there's a link that's like "Is_my_daughter_sexually_active_vaccinate_just_in_case_FAQs"
Ok, not literally but you know that's what she means...

I was just using a water bottle as a microphone and Sulki didn't grasp how entertaining that should have been for him... If I was with my real friends they would have just started singing along with me. DUH. That little lip synch randomly just made me wicked, wicked homesick... I'm lame but whatever... I haven't had a cigarette in two days and more ( Read more... )

...But I'll always be safe because my boyfriend was in the army and he's going to teach me "how to dodge bullets" later tonight. Oh, and "run fast because it's really hard to hit a moving target ( Read more... )

there's an armed man on campus and the only advice they give us is to "stay alert."
hmmm.........

The Sulkster left his valentine's chocolate that i got for him in my room... so basically i'm just um.... eating it...
IT'S TRUFFLES, PEOPLE...
Seriously, what would you do?
Temptation at it's finest.
They're all melty and delicious...
Five different flavors...
okok, I'll stop..
but if he asks me about it... sunny takes the fall for this one.

New Year's Resolutions... a little late but... who cares ( Read more... )

No philosophy class on Thursday because of Valentine's Day!
My February 14th is going to be hands down, the most cliched night of my life...
It rules.
"1.) He's male
2.) He doesn't like Nip/Tuck"- Kath-i-nator

Professor: Julia.... Dizeelow?
Me: It's Dzialo.
Professor: That's the least of your concerns. The real issue is why you've missed two classes.

wtf... so retarded.

my life is so good right now ! ahhhhh!
but i've been drinking too much since i've been back at stonybrook... and i've only been here for two nights...
i just want a bagel.

i can never chill out anymore because i feel like i should always be doing something.
when i'm not busy i just feel..... useless.