"How Albus Dumbledore Discovered That Love Is Harder to Wage Than War"

[snapes_nightie]

New Chapter! You have probably noticed by now that this fic is very very silly. This chapter is very silly indeed. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: Characters & situations are JK Rowling's. I don't have permission to use them. I'm making no money and intend no disrespect by using them in my own fiction.

Warnings: SLASH! Male/male relationships!

Comments

[pervert_bitch]

LOLZ! I love the trip into Fawkes' mind! That he see humans as the pets :P

Oooooh! Victoriana and Severus!!!!!

I need more!

[snapes_nightie]

Glad you liked, I confess I was laughing out loud myself as I wrote Fawkes' POV! I suppose being immortal gives you a feeling of superiority over all other creatures...

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[cocoasnape]

OH YOUR TITLE IS PERFECT!
your change is just right!
you must have jumped up and down when it came to you!
(as well you should have)

great line: It was the responsibility of the world’s cleverest species to take care of the dumber animals after all,
i love that fawkes has a pet specialist to help him deal with Albus
that's so great!

your fawkes is once again stealing your story.
oh i wish i'd invented him

where do you come up with this stuff??? : ode to a lonely herder of goats, high on a hill…

Can't wait to hear what victoria has to say!!

xx
cocoa

[snapes_nightie]

Well, it only took nine weeks to come up with a title! Glad you like.

It was the Fawkes bits I was feeling guilty for laughing hysterically at, in case you hadn't guessed. Owning a human is a big responsibility, not to be taken lightly!

I don't think Vicky and Severus can be in the same room for long, all that snakey smirking might cause ruptures in the space/time continuum. Ever wonder where Albus learned his meddling skills? Heh heh.

Thanks for saying nice things, love SN x

[skitty_kat]

*hugs you*

The title is awesome and perfect!

And this chapter was great. Cheered me up no end (ended up locked out of the house last night and had to sleep on the sofa in my old place, mutter mutter). The Pyrotechnic Parrot is the best description of Fawkes I have ever heard and Fawkes was, well, on fire this chapter. I do love what you've done with him. Oh, and

If pressed, he supposed it could be thought of as some sort of ode to a lonely herder of goats, high on a hill…

Made. Of. Win.

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!

[snapes_nightie]

Glad to have cheered you up.
I loved writing Fawkes' POV, as you can probably tell. It was because of all those descriptions of him in canon being perfect and beautiful and the ultimate symbol of goodness, light and Gryffindor gorgeousness - I had to play with the myth.
Showtunes rock in the avian kingdom as well as ours. He does a good Bohemian Rhapsody too...

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[snapes_nightie]

Membership form to Flammable Substances Anonymous is in the post. In a teflon envelope.

He did get rather carried away didn't he? Well, phoenixes are a bit like computers. When they start messing around too much it's probably best to reboot them.

Love, Nightie x

[snapes_nightie]

Yikes! No, it was definitely a bit more Julie Andrews...

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