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[snapples_apples]

I should probably post in my rl journal about the nonsense that is my life anymore (as opposed to the endless twitter posts that may or may not be an acceptable replacement), but the small hours after a day of constant low-level fretting will lead to nothing I want to read in the morning.

Instead, I will spread the horror good word:

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Comments

[karihan]

FILL YOUR DONUT WITH JESUS! DOOO IIIIIITTTTTT!!!

[snapples_apples]

Will doing so allow me to sing in an incongruously deep voice?

[del_the_psycho]

Dude, I had that tape as a kid! BLAST FROM THE PAST

[snapples_apples]

Del!... I can't tell if this explains a lot about you or makes me fear you all the more... or both.

[hinkydoodle]

NO

[snapples_apples]

DUDE THAT JESUS PAID FOR YOU WITH HIS OWN MONEY.

[hinkydoodle]

I was happier with SATAN

[snapples_apples]

Well apparently doing whatever you want to do instead of letting God improve you (read: whatever we tell you) is the same thing as being a Satanist. So, you know, happiness is in your reach.