To those in the know

[snapqueen]

Okay, since Christopher took off in a fuckin brilliant way (head butted to death? FUCK YEAH.) I have to think of some really cool way to die again? Jinx said he won't head butt me, cause he's a fuckin pussy, but that's okay cause it's gotta be fuckin better than that

Comments

[deirdre_ionuin]

Why am I out of town!?

I mean...not me...

[snapqueen]

You could totally drop me if you were here! I don't think I'll still be fucking around here by the time you get back from whatever that thing is you're doing.

Do you reckon I'd explode and stuff? Guts and gore and all that sick stuff? Shit, that'd be so hot.

[deirdre_ionuin]

I should hope not!! The tour doesn't end until June and if you're still there...well yeah. No.

You might do! And then your guts would disappear!!

[snapqueen]

fuckin. cool.

[slinkster_ghoul]

Holy shit.

Cucumbers.

[snapqueen]

You wanna fuck me to death with a cucumber? Always knew you were the dirty little whore I thought you were.

[dj_crowley]

You're one in a million, Snap.

Actually, fuck it. There's no one as crazy as you.

[snapqueen]

Thanks, babe. Wanna do some nasty shit to me?

[dj_crowley]

Oh yeah, it's always been my dream to give you a prosthetic leg enema.

[snapqueen]

Anything for you, sexy dj.