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[snapsnap_boom]

Is this working? Yes? No?

...

I won't write long. I hate paperwork. But if I could have your attention for a few moments? I feel a bit ridiculous writing this as if I'm talking to other people. I was told a little bit about this 'place' but I'd like to hear more if any of you have the time. You may call me Snap the- [The writing pauses before it

Comments

[silver_antlers]

You'll get used to writing as if you're talking to people in person. It's almost like second nature... almost.

In any case, hey, I'm Prongs. Things to know... the dojo's training dummies will come to life and attack you. I had to learn that the hard way.

[snapsnap_boom]

It feels like a visual phone call. ...Almost.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Prongs. How is that - how is that possible? Are they made of wood? However, I appreciate the warning.

[silver_antlers]

I'm not quite sure what they are made of, I was too busy running away from them to find out. But they really hurt I know that (gave me a black eye!).

[snapsnap_boom]

Does anything else come to life like that here?

[blue_shields]

Welcome to Edensphere, Snap. My name is Spike.

This place is pretty peaceful most of the time. It can be strange, but it's generally a great place.

[snapsnap_boom]

Hello, Spike.

Define strange if you would?

[blue_shields]

Well, there are the occasional invasions... zombies... our own evil twins... and the Wilderness changes about once a month or so. Oh, and there's the giant island in the sky, but it seems harmless. It's a great place here, really.

[snapsnap_boom]

...zombies? How often do lethal and life threatening things happen?!

[handy_psychic]

Snap! That's an awesome name. Has a nice ring to it. Snap Snap Snap.

Hi, Snap! My name's Brooklyn!

Uh, as for things you should know about the Sphere... never go into the Wilderness alone, there are job postings outside the Hall of Beginnings, and if you see a robotic dog who moos or clucks at you, don't worry, he's friendly.

[snapsnap_boom]

It felt familiar...somehow.

A pleasure, Brooklyn? What is a Brooklyn?

Why shouldn't we go into the Wilderness alone? Robo dog? I'll keep that in mind. Thank you.

[handy_psychic]

Brooklyn's the name of a bridge. I heard the word "bridge" a few times in my dream, so I named myself after the first bridge I thought of.

Hmm, the Wilderness can be pretty safe, like when it changed into a candy factory, but sometimes it's dangerous and you can get lost without a companion.

[snapsnap_boom]

That's not a bridge I remember. So it was a repetition in your dream? Mine was a sound.

If you don't mind give me more details about the Wilderness?

[distant_dragon]

What's a good cup of coffee worth to you?

[snapsnap_boom]

A day's work possibly?

[distant_dragon]

I might be able to come up with something. I'm pretty sure I have the only espresso machine in the Sphere, and it beats hell out of any other coffee out there.

[snapsnap_boom]

I can do most soldier tasks hate paperwork. ...Captain Drake? I do believe you've caught my interest.

[pinkhairedchild]

Hi Fingers, I'm Blood! It's nice to meet you! What's a snap?

[snapsnap_boom]

...I'm Snap not...fingers but it's a nice to meet you, Blood. A snap is a sound, you can make it with your fingers.

[pinkhairedchild]

So you're a sound? How can you type then? I'm so confused!

[snapsnap_boom]

No, I named myself after a sound.