Fucking Johnny Depp by quiesce, Dan & Casey gen, rated: G
Title: Fucking Johnny Depp
Author: quiesce
Author's website: fic index post
Pairing: gen, none, Dan & Casey
Rating: G, except for the title
Category: gen, humour, goatees
Summary: September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Technically, this contains no "talking like a pirate," but Dan is inspired nonetheless.
"Fucking Johnny Depp."
"Ok."
"It's not fair."
"Trying to write a script here, Danny."
"What does he have that I don't have?"
"Really? You want a point by point comparison of you and Johnny Depp? 'Cause I think there might be a few differences."
"Shut up. I just mean, filming a movie takes lights and cameras. Filming our show takes lights and cameras. It's practically the same thing. And if Johnny Depp can make something look good out in the flung spume and blown spray, surely I can pull it off in a controlled environment."
"Such as our studio?"
"Such as."
"Ok."
"So you'll back me up on this?"
"Is this about growing a goatee?"
"Growing a goatee? Please. That was, like, five years ago. My current sights are not set on something so pedestrian."
"Dan? Just tell me so I can get back to work."
"Well, that's where I need your help. I gave Dana and Dave three choices, they vetoed them all, and now I want to know which one I've got the best chance with if I keep pushing."
"Ok. Three choices."
"Do you think I'd look best with eyeliner, dreadlocks, or gold-capped teeth?"
"Fucking Johnny Depp."
Author: quiesce
Author's website: fic index post
Pairing: gen, none, Dan & Casey
Rating: G, except for the title
Category: gen, humour, goatees
Summary: September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Technically, this contains no "talking like a pirate," but Dan is inspired nonetheless.
"Fucking Johnny Depp."
"Ok."
"It's not fair."
"Trying to write a script here, Danny."
"What does he have that I don't have?"
"Really? You want a point by point comparison of you and Johnny Depp? 'Cause I think there might be a few differences."
"Shut up. I just mean, filming a movie takes lights and cameras. Filming our show takes lights and cameras. It's practically the same thing. And if Johnny Depp can make something look good out in the flung spume and blown spray, surely I can pull it off in a controlled environment."
"Such as our studio?"
"Such as."
"Ok."
"So you'll back me up on this?"
"Is this about growing a goatee?"
"Growing a goatee? Please. That was, like, five years ago. My current sights are not set on something so pedestrian."
"Dan? Just tell me so I can get back to work."
"Well, that's where I need your help. I gave Dana and Dave three choices, they vetoed them all, and now I want to know which one I've got the best chance with if I keep pushing."
"Ok. Three choices."
"Do you think I'd look best with eyeliner, dreadlocks, or gold-capped teeth?"
"Fucking Johnny Depp."