1st Bullet

[snark_n_shoot]

Ugh....damn, remind me never to do that-

....whoa, wait a minute. Where the hell am I? [Pats himself down, feeling the familiar weight of his weapons] Okay, so I still have Rebellion and the girls.... That's good, at least.

But seriously, if this is Hell....I kinda expected it to be more....you know...horror movie-esque. [Taps his foot impatiently

Comments

[cloudsofwhite]

You have invisible friends?

[snark_n_shoot]

Huh? No. [turns around and points behind his back where Ebony and Ivory sit]

Those are the girls.

[cloudsofwhite]

Oh. How can you tell they're girls?

[snark_n_shoot]

.......

[Sigh. This isn't going anywhere.]

I just know.

[angeloath]

--Dante? [runs up and hugs oh my god you're back!] I thought you had disappeared! Where were you for so--

[notices that there are a few slight physical differences, like the lack of sharp pointy teeth and dark, scary eyes and the lack of bloodlust in the air] ...Dante?

[snark_n_shoot]

[WHOA Someone's hugging him. First instinct is to shoot, but! It's a pretty girl, so no shooting.]

....that's my name, babe, don't wear it out. [Blink.] What's wrong?

[angeloath]

You... don't remember me, do you? [looks a little unhappy]

[snark_n_shoot]

....I don't forget a pretty face, so I'd have to go with no on that one.

[sevenxsorrows]

Oh.

It's you.

[snark_n_shoot]

What, after all this time, that's all the greeting I get, Lady?

[sevenxsorrows]

After what time?

[snark_n_shoot]

Come on, don't tell me you've already forgotten the whole thing at Temen-ni-Gru! After all, who's the guy that saved your ass from falling?

[lucenombra]

... Dante? Dante you fucking son of a bitch, don't ever do that to me.

[have a punch to the face]

[snark_n_shoot]

[la;ksdjf Didn't see that one coming. Reels back a bit, holding his nose before looking up at Trish. Wait a damn minute. Ebony is already out and pointed right at her]

....what the fuck was that for? And why do you look like her?!

[lucenombra]

[a little crestfallen, nope not her big lug. Shrugging] Sorry babe, I thought you were someone else I knew.

... and who is her?

[snark_n_shoot]

....you couldn've just asked...damn, you pack a punch.

Never mind.

[devilbrought]

[snark_n_shoot]

....don't tell me the old man cheated on Ma.

[devilbrought]

[well ... okay ... good!Dante. Younger, but fuck, whatever]

What? I'm not related to you.

[snark_n_shoot]

Then why the hell do you look like me.