yes I really did have to share this with you

[snarkitysnarks]

So, in my Narrative Writing class, I got an assignment to choose a sentence from a list of given sentences, and then follow numbered instructions one by one to write each following sentence.

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[theonlytwin]

There is a place called Rhapsody Hands. It’s a downtown pub--a cesspool of bad characters and worse decisions--but there’s nowhere else to go. So it’s where the good, clean-as-the-white-driven-snow kids like you, Jack or Jane, go too: because there’s no class on Fridays at your state college and you don’t spend Friday nights on the deck, watching cyclists. At least, you don’t do that after the cyclists honked their bicycle horns and asked what you were doing with your life, weirdo, sitting on a deck alone and not even smoking pot, although that would be even more pathetic without any buddies to share it with.

Fuck them.

this is quite quite awesome.

[snarkitysnarks]

8D

[sabotabby]

1) This is fantastic.

2) That assignment is pure sadism.

3) Pants with Juicy written across the ass are, unfortunately, still very popular where I teach.

[snarkitysnarks]

1) I'm glad you like it. <3

2) You see, I asked the teacher why this assignment, and she was like "well a lot of the students have grammar problems and I thought this would make them look up all the rules"

and I'm like

"HAHAHA
I mean
yes, I'm sure you're right, professor."

But seriously. I have been suffering through these people's terrible stories, I have at least a small grasp of grammar, and now I had to do an assignment that was only given to us because of their ineptitude WOW I SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE

3) Ah, well, I haven't seen Juicy Buttpants since I got out of high school. I thought that was because they went out of style, but I guess they just stayed back there.

[sabotabby]

Well, really. People should have a sense of how to write by the time they reach undergrad. If they don't, they should probably consider doing something besides higher education. /snob

Exceptions exist, of course, and some people are ESL or have learning disabilities, etc. But all of my kids seem to think they are going to college or university when, in reality, they should probably repeat grade school.

There is never an excuse for Juicy Buttpants beyond "I am in bed" and "I just got out of bed and need to run to the store."

[serenity_winner]

Pfahahaha I really enjoyed this, terrible or not.

[snarkitysnarks]

teehee

I'm happy

[snarkitysnarks]

Alex, it is terrible. Just accept it.

do you want me to make recordings of me reading stories, Alex

I might do it

fuck I think you made me like something postmodern oh fuck you

AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA