what the fuck is this I am sorry

Nov 28, 2010 22:48

Bitches don’t know, yo, bout my man Caravaggio ( Read more... )

this story is not good, shut me up

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corwin77 November 29 2010, 06:55:27 UTC
Wow. I think I need to hear this performed live. Possibly ay some sort of rap battle like in 8 Mile. And when you are finished you must disdainfully drop the mike as if to say "I'm too good for this shit."

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snarkitysnarks November 29 2010, 07:01:47 UTC
oh dude I was just thinking that I totally want to hear someone rap this, but no way am I doing it

I am tiny and silly looking
(and white)
(and not eminem)

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corwin77 November 29 2010, 07:11:37 UTC
Up until the last bit I thought you were describing Eminem. White and tiny and silly never stopped anyone from rapping. I think what you need to do is say to yourself:
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

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snarkitysnarks November 29 2010, 18:33:28 UTC
okay
that was kind of amazing

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snarkitysnarks November 29 2010, 18:28:36 UTC
alex this is what happens when I stay up late to write papers now

it used to be that I would just stare at them and not get anything done, but now the words swirl in my head as I stare and I am doomed to write rap I guess

I started writing this as the conclusion of the paper in the actual document before I took it out and realized it belonged somewhere else

(conclusion doesn't mean I'm almost done writing it. I was skipping ahead)

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corwin77 November 29 2010, 19:49:55 UTC
Dude you should've totally kept it as the conclusion. Don't teachers awards creativity and shit?

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theonlytwin November 29 2010, 10:12:16 UTC
AAAAAW YEEEEEAAAAH. seriously, i want tto hear this. i need to.

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snarkitysnarks November 29 2010, 18:30:20 UTC
It is possible

maybe possible

that I will record myself saying it after I'm done with this year

(this is contingent on me losing a little more dignity before the end of the semester)

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sabotabby November 29 2010, 11:46:04 UTC
Yeah, I want to hear this too.

Also, in my head Caravaggio was already pretty gangsta owing to a book I read in eleventh grade. Long story.

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snarkitysnarks November 29 2010, 18:32:50 UTC
I will
see what I can do

Man, Caravaggio is so gangsta, it is not even exaggeration. I wish we'd spend more time in class talking about the artists' lives, but we are stuck with long lectures about bisecting diagonal lines and the occasional slide projection butt grab.

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sabotabby November 30 2010, 00:28:41 UTC
I taught an art (well, design) history class today meant to be the exact opposite of that.

There's a character in In the Skin of a Lion and its better-known sequel, The English Patient, named Caravaggio. He is the best character in the books. He is introduced while in prison for theft, painting the roof of the prison the exact shade of blue as the sky so as to escape without anyone noticing.

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snarkitysnarks November 30 2010, 07:18:55 UTC
....this is amazing

also you are my hero for telling kids that art history is secretly not boring (which is true)

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